#22

Synopsis

Jon and Ponch are suspended after killing a penguin who was trying to give them an ice cream cone. They are replaced by Hombre Spectacular Incredible and Gary. They kill a cat while saving it from a tree. Spider-Man and Vision have a parking dispute. Jon and Ponch return to reclaim their jobs, and they decide to settle it in the ring. Jon and Ponch shoot them, discover they are really Starsky and Hutch, and kill them.

Reprinted in

• Twisted Toyfare Theatre #4

Credits

Script

Pat McCallum, Tom Root, Doug Goldstein, Justin Aclin, Zach Oat, Adam Patyk, Jon Gutierrez