Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #55

Synopsis

Spider-Man accidentally gets a letter intended for Harry Potter, and heads off to Hogwarts for the free room and board. He eats dinner and gets sorted into Gryffindor. He tries Hulk-flavored beans. The next day he goes to Potions class, where he teaches them mixology. Dormammu teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts and Huggy Bear teaches how to make meth. During a Quidditch match, a broom impales Green Goblin, and Spider-Man uses it to fly away. Elsewhere, Harry's corpse rots under the stairs.