Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #103

Synopsis

Uhura complains about Kirk's sexual harassment, and he is threatened with being thrown out of Starfleet. He goes to Dr. McCoy for help removing his libido. Khan shows up, but flies away when Kirk starts staring at his chest. Sulu suggests Kirk get a hobby. Spock suggests finding a mission Kirk can't find sexy, so they go to the Gorn, but that doesn't work. Kirk watches a video about Porn-Far. Cylons want to come on board, and they think it's safe, but they send cylons that look like women. Kirk is sent to work on Earth law enforcement.