Pirate Mike: Maladjusted Suburbanite #1

Synopsis

Pirate Mike was a pirate in the year 1702. He angered some sea sprites by abandoning them on an island, so they cursed him by transporting him to the 21st Century, to the town of Kokanut Falls, which is where he met his future wife, Ailene. They married, had a son, and Mike got a job at a pizza parlor named Pirate's Pizza.