Archie's Joke Book Magazine #197

Synopsis

At a meeting of the Riverdale Liars Club, Archie starts by saying "Girls!! Who needs 'em?" and that he gets his kicks by collecting butterflies. Jughead is next, and says that he gets up every day at dawn, skips breakfast and jogs his usual 20 miles. After that, Moose gets up and says that after he studies his nuclear physics, he likes to relax with chess. Reggie responds by saying that he's never told a lie in his life and isn't about to start now. Reggie is surprised to earn the trophy that says "1st prize Riverdale Liars Club".